Who I am:
A role fulfilled since ancient times. The keeper of knowledge. The carrier of wisdom. Living on the margins, cared for by the community. The one you go to when you need to know the answers other lack. Wise woman. Cunning one. The witch in the woods. When given the ear of those in power, Sage.
This is my role. I am here to help us remember. Remember there is hope. Remember we are not alone. Remember who we are. Remember the future.
Astrology is the vehicle, and the wisdom of a life lived on the margins guides the wheel. The stars speak and I listen. To them, and to you.
The concerns of the cunning one are the concerns of human life, from the mundane to the esoteric. Career, love, self-fulfillment. Self-understanding. When to begin new ventures. How to make a change, how to understand a choice. The advice of the sage is practical, pragmatic, and down-to-earth.
I am here to help us open up, recognize what we already know, validate what we never thought could be accepted, and loosen things up enough to let that bolt of divine inspiration strike true. I am here to help us connect - with each other and with something More.
My approach to the arts of the wise one emphasizes the empowerment of the marginalized and those who aid us, with an emphasis on those whose marginalizations render us least acceptable to polite society. My offerings are sex worker-affirming, mad-affirming, affirming to the formerly incarcerated, affirming to us all. If you believe in this like I do, we’ll get along just fine.
This is who I am. And these are the things I offer:
Offerings
Note: Patreon subscribers get discounts on offerings and other benefits.
Schedule
Natal Chart Reading
The birth chart is a symbolic map of who you are, where you've been, and what potential futures lie ahead. As we look at it together and discuss your life, patterns emerge, and by understanding these patterns new paths can be drawn on that map, better choices can be made at the crossroads. Questions of career, of love, of identity, of purpose, of how to get unstuck. These are the questions we can answer through conversation, technical chart analysis, and resourcing.
This is a general purpose astrology chart reading, but can focus on any specific topic you’d prefer - just include a note in your booking message.
Please note that you need an exact birthtime (to the minute) for this reading; if that information is not available to you, please book a Rectification session first.
$250, 90 minutes
Rectification Reading
Rectification is the art and science of using astrology to reverse-engineer the time of birth for those who lack access to it or have doubts about the official record. Maybe you texted your parents but they don't remember, or the hospital didn't record the exact time, or the hospital recorded one time and your mom definitely remembers it being something else — It happens! If you're in a situation like that, let's figure it out together.
Note: I have a rectification method that relies on intuitive exchange alongside technical analysis of the chart. If it isn't your forte to see the world through the soft focus lens of intuition, you may have a hard time working with me for this specific serve. In that case, I recommend my colleague Patrick Watson.
$250, 60 minutes
Elections
Astrology allows us to choose (or "elect") an auspicious time for important moments and beginnings - getting married, signing a lease, throwing the debaucherous bacchanal of the year, etc. If you’re looking for the right moment to do something big, let’s talk! I’ll pick out an auspicious moment or two for you to make your move, along with a full explanation on how and why this works best for you. If you are looking to launch a new business, please choose the offering directly below.
$250 (Session will take up to 30 minutes. Please book for between 2 weeks and 200 years in advance of the intended time range for the election.)
Business Launch Elections
Electing a time to launch a successful business requires much more skill, attention, and care than any other astrological election. From you as the owner, to your employees, customers, public image, and most importantly—whether or not you can turn a profit, there are many considerations to keep in mind. Select this option if you're looking for the most auspicious time to launch your business.
$300 (Session will take up to 30 minutes. Please book for between 2 weeks and 200 years in advance of the intended time range for the election.)
Tutoring
This is a special session: in a one-on-one setting, we will converse about the arts of the Sage—astrology, magic, and everything else that we learn along the way of that path. For people just starting out in this path, or well along it but in need of a second set of eyes, or just a deeper knowledge of my specialties, let's work together to refine and improve your skills in the arts even further.
$125, 60 minutes [temporarily unavailable]
Angel Channeling
Informed by the work of Chantel Lysette, I have been in contact with Archangels in my personal practice since 2009, and was recently given the sign to offer these sessions publicly again. In this system, I work and connect with Archangels as living archetypes of reality, beings who have both personality and immediacy. During this session one of the Archangels I am connected to comes forth to speak to where you’re at in your journey and what gift they offer you, what lesson they are here to teach. I’m not a Christian - this practice is informed by my Neopagan upbringing and Jewish heritage, so sometimes the Archangels will talk about some decidedly human topics.
$200, 45-60 minutes (birth chart info is optional but highly recommended) [temporarily unavailable]
Other
For other services, such as talisman recommendation consultations and horary readings, as well as general support, please head to my page on Ko-Fi. If you would like to support my work in an ongoing fashion while receiving discounts on services as well as access to exclusive writings and information on future projects, you can find that on my Patreon.
Policies:
All appointments are conducted through audio/video conferencing. You are encouraged to have webcam on but by no means required to. Recording sessions is encouraged and easier to set up if you join via computer (I will handle that part). Appointments can be rescheduled or canceled as needed, but refunds for canceled appointments are only available in cases of sudden financial hardship - just send me a note. A quiet, private environment that allows you to focus is required. (Examples of inappropriate environments include your car, the park, a café, or your living room with your partner behind you in the kitchen.) Please be on time; there are no refunds or reschedules for no-shows. 10 minutes late without notice is considered a no-show, barring exceptional circumstances (car crash, apartment almost catches fire, health crises, etc.)
Please note that I have chronic health issues and readings may need to be rescheduled relatively last-minute when I’m not feeling well, and potentially more than once during ongoing flareups. If you book a reading, you agree to be accommodating of this. In return, I am more than happy to be accommodating of your own need to reschedule last-minute for any reason. Let me know, and we'll make it work.
Schedule
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